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Makeover & Fashion
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Dress Up Games
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Bratz Dolls
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Dress Up
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Make Up Games
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Cartoon Dolls
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Roiworld
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Games for Girls
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Cooking Games
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Dolls and Stars
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Barbie Games
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Girl games
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by james whall
in the voice of little kid
all my pwoblems
who knows, maybe evwybody's
pwoblems
is due to da fact, due to da awful
twuth
dat i am SPIDERMAN
I know, I know. all da dumb jokes:
no flies on you, ha ha,
and da onesabout what i do wit all
doze extwa legs in bed. Well dat's
funny yeah.
But you twy being
SPIDERMAN for a month or two
go ahead.
You get doze cwazy calls fwom da
gubboner askin you totwap some
booglerwho's
only twying to wip off color T.V. sets.
Now what do i cawre about T.V.
sets?
But i pull on da suit, da stinkin suit,
wit da sucker cups on da fingers
and get my wopes and wittle bundle
of
equipment and den i go flyinig
fwom wooftop to wooftop.
Till der he is. Some poor dumb color
T.V. slob
and i fall on him and we westle a
widdle
until i get him all woped. so big deal
you tink when you SPIDERMAN
der's sometin' big going to happen to
you.
Well i tell you what. it don't happen
dat way
nuttin happens. Gubbener calls, I go.
Bwing to powice, Gubbener calls
again,
like dat over and over.
I tink i twy sometin diffunt. i tink i
twy
sometin excitin like wacing cawrs
Sometin to make
my heart beat at a difwent wate.
But den you just can't quit being
sometin like
SPIDERMAN
You SPIDERMAN for life.
Fowever. I can't even
buin my suit. It won't buin. It's
Fwame wesistent.
So maybe Dat's da whole pwoblem wif
evwytin
Nobody can buin der suits dey all
Fwame Wesisitant.
Who Knows?
send this to all your friends you care about
for a wittle laugh every now and then